High school’s a horror story enough as it is. The Faculty adds body-snatching extraterrestrials on top of it. This is a throwback to mid-century sci-fi. Whispers, bright lights, bad intentions. It wants to do for alien invasions what Scream did for slashers—and it almost gets there. It twists the tropes with its tongue firmly in cheek, but it also has a little fun while it’s bleeding out.
Herrington High looks normal enough. Ohio, flat as a chalkboard. Marching band on the field, soda machines humming. But something’s off. The gym coach (Robert Patrick) barks orders at the kids like he’s been possessed by a deranged drill sergeant. The principal (Bebe Neuwirth) starts beaming with a stiff, Stepford kind of cheer—smile too wide, blinking too slow. The nurse twitches and fidgets, like her eardrums are picking up radio from Mars. One night, a teacher finds herself cornered, and something slimy and disgusting crawls into her ear canal. By morning, she’s fine again. Too fine. A few students finally realize what’s going on. But by that time, the infiltration has gone too deep. The faculty’s still with them—but what’s pulling the levers and pushing the buttons inside them is no longer exactly human.
A mismatched bunch of teenagers pulls together. They’ve never had much reason to trust each other before. Now there’s no choice. Elijah Wood plays the timid kid who’s perceptive enough to actually pay attention. Josh Hartnett’s the burnout chemist whose (illegal) side hustle turns out to be their only shot at fighting back. Clea DuVall, Jordana Brewster, Laura Harris, and Shawn Hatosy fill out the roster—outcast, queen bee, skeptic, jock. Even Jon Stewart makes an appearance as a science teacher who’s already lost a fair handful of his marbles. He loses the rest when he starts to poke at the alien goo.
Rodriguez shoots the movie fast and glossy. This is Z-grade pulp, except it’s shot with a studio budget. The humor’s sly, the gore gleeful. The pacing’s borderline hyperactive—it keeps things moving with a certain verve. Some of the CGI looks dated now—video-game plastic—but the movie doesn’t run out of nerve. Invasion of the Body Snatchers in letterman jackets—a teenage conspiracy thriller with caffeine jitters and attitude to spare. Some genre fans might wish the film didn’t adhere so strictly to the tropes. Others will find it too irresistible—the way it plays with them like a cat batting a strand of ribbon.
There’s nothing underneath the slime. Smart enough to know what it’s doing, not quite smart enough to surprise you. Funny enough to grin at, but not enough to remember later. And that’s all fine. This movie moves fast, plays fun, and never runs out of nerve. Popcorn and paranoia. The Faculty is too loud to take seriously. Too entertaining to resist.