THE FADED SPOTLIGHT

by Michael Lawrence

List of "I" Movies


Independence Day (1996) Poster
INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) B+
dir. Roland Emmerich

It happens out of nowhere. Over all of the world’s major cities, alien vessels descend out of the clouds, almost as wide and vast as the cities themselves. And they hover—ominously, indifferently. That is, until the hatches slide open, and a heavenly blue light peeks out. But this vaguely pleasant scene doesn’t last long, because this light is followed by a much stronger one—one that is capable of leveling civilizations. And that’s exactly what they do. They incinerate everything, like they’re orchestrating the universe’s most elaborate insurance scam. Neighborhoods. Shopping centers. All of humanity’s most beloved landmarks. We try lobbing the best weapons we have against them, but they only get absorbed through some kind of forcefield. It would be all but hopeless for humanity if it weren’t for humanity’s knack for supplying just the right handful of scrappy individuals at just the right times to solve whatever crisis might come its way. A man, for instance, crazy enough to face down a king-sized extraterrestrial with oozy skin, green blood, and flailing tentacles in the doorway of its space vessel, then cold-cock it across the face and proceed to drag its lifeless body through the desert.

Independence Day is pure spectacle with stars, stripes, and missile launchers. It has the reasoning skills of a Magic 8-Ball and the emotional depth of a marching band, but it’s hard not to admire its commitment. It’s War of the Worlds reimagined for the AOL age, even right down to its ending. (Though for it to really have worked, the extraterrestrials’ ships would have needed to be outfitted with Windows 95–compatible software. Which begs the question: what if they’re only trying to destroy Earth because they’re frustrated with our tech support? In which case, I say blast away, my slimy intergalactic brethren.)

Maybe most importantly, this was a special-effects juggernaut when it came out, and these days it still doesn’t come off too shabby. But the special effects, as world-class as they were, don’t drive this film alone. It’s the cast of characters, deployed here like a Character Actor Survival Kit. Will Smith as the maverick-type fighter pilot. Bill Pullman as a commander-in-chief with decency and a pilot’s license. Jeff Goldblum solving intergalactic equations on dial-up. Randy Quaid, possibly playing himself, as a national redemption arc in a crop duster. Brent Spiner going mad-scientist feral. Vivica A. Fox as a stripper. Judd Hirsch as a man who is very Jewish. Mary McDonnell as… a woman.

This isn’t a movie that builds so much as charges through a paper target with the blunt force of a cannonball. The dialogue sounds like it was written with poster quotes in mind. Logic was more a guideline, and even then, not a guideline that was followed too well. But it all works—stunningly well. It has everything you could ever want in a summer blockbuster: pyrotechnics, pageantry, and the kind of global unity that can only happen after something torches the Eiffel Tower.

I first saw this movie when I was in middle school—back in those tender years when I was Hollywood’s target audience. That first viewing is still scorched in memory. I loved it then, and I still do. It still pulls me in. Not because it’s clever, but because it steamrolls over its own plot holes like it knows you won’t care. And it was probably right.

Starring: Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Mary McDonnell, Randy Quaid, Judd Hirsch, Vivica A. Fox, Robert Loggia, James Rebhorn, Brent Spiner.
Rated PG-13. 20th Century Fox. USA. 145 mins.
Indestructible Man (1956) Poster
INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1956) C
dir. Jack Pollexfen

One of Lon Chaney Jr.’s least memorable monster gigs—his character here basically a bargain-bin Frankenstein’s Monster. The film is framed with flat, Dragnet-style narration—part police procedural, part monster mash. Chaney plays Charles “The Butcher” Benton, a violent thug executed in the gas chamber and subsequently handed over to science, where he becomes the test subject for experiments meant to revive dead tissue and aid in cancer research.

But thanks to a cocktail of injections and lightning bolts, “The Butcher” comes back wholesale. And not only does he come back alive—he comes back bulletproof. Bullets sink in, vanish, and leave not so much as a drop of blood. A tiny caveat: his voice is gone. The electricity fried his vocal cords. It revived everything else, but those cords were apparently too fragile. Just as well, though—Chaney looks more menacing contorting his mouth and glowering like a living statue than he would delivering dopey lines.

Max Showalter plays the detective on his trail—scrappy, rumpled, and delivering lines like a man who’s been at this too long and suspects nobody’s listening. Sure, this case involving a reanimated corpse is unusual, but all his cases involve some kind of oddball detail that makes them unique.

From there, this is a straightforward revenge plot, with “The Butcher” lumbering through decaying L.A. backstreets after the men who double-crossed him. Nothing more than you can expect from this kind of bottom-shelf pulp. By far this movie’s biggest draw—apart from Chaney devotees—is its depiction of mid-century L.A. It’s filmed on location, showing us a view of the city during a time when such depictions were uncommon. Apart from this location work, this police-procedural-meets-creature-feature is never convincing. The most I can say about it is that it’s not that difficult to sit through. That is, if you choose to.

Starring: Lon Chaney Jr., Max Showalter, Marian Carr, Ross Elliott, Stuart Randall.
Not Rated. Allied Artists Pictures. USA. 70 mins.